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Coffin Crème Beard Oil

Coffin Crème Beard Oil

Regular price $21.95 USD
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Smooth to the End.

Rich. Creamy. Addictive.

Coffin Crème Beard Oil is crafted for those who want a beard that feels as good as it looks. Built on a premium blend of lightweight and medium-absorbing oils, this formula helps soften coarse hair, condition the skin beneath, and leave your beard feeling smooth, healthy, and well-groomed throughout the day.

At the core of Coffin Crème is a carefully balanced blend of jojoba, hemp, argan, abyssinian, apricot, grapeseed, almond, coconut, marula, and meadowfoam oils. Together, these oils provide excellent conditioning, fast absorption, and lasting softness without feeling overly heavy or greasy.

The result is a beard oil that nourishes, smooths, and helps bring unruly beards under control while delivering the signature Coffin Crème experience.

Scent Profile

A rich, creamy blend of warm vanilla, soft woods, and smooth dark-apothecary character. Sophisticated, comforting, and impossible to forget.

Size

1 oz / 30 mL

Benefits

  • Softens coarse beard hair
  • Helps condition the skin beneath the beard
  • Reduces dry-feeling beard hair
  • Fast and medium-absorbing oil blend
  • Lightweight feel with lasting conditioning
  • Helps improve beard manageability and appearance
  • Suitable for daily use

Directions

Place several drops into your palm and work evenly throughout the beard, making sure to reach the skin underneath. Comb or brush through for even distribution. Use daily as part of your grooming ritual.

Ingredients

Apricot Kernel Oil, Coconut Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Hemp Seed Oil, Abyssinian Oil, Argan Oil, Marula Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Fragrance, Rosemary Extract.

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